as you begin to strip me down, first my tight fitting shirt, you notice how muscular my arms are. you move to my pants and slide one leg down, but stop as the sight of the bulging calf muscles is strange. they pulsate and twitch with dark blue veins rising against the skin. they begin to disgust you and you start to regret this decision. you look up into my piercing green eyes, and realize my spiked blue hair was not a fashion statement. i descend upon you with a cry of "GOTTA GO FASTFASTFAST"
FUCKING MARRY ME WHO ARE YOU OH MY GOD